USD Magazine Summer 2006

Eve r ybod y who ’s anybod y knows Ma r go S c hwab, c h r on i c l e r o f S an D i ego ’s uppe r c r u s t .

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THE SOCIAL REGISTRAR Which former football-player-turned-TV-game-analyst is a total flirt with the ladies? What almost-certain baseball Hall of Famer is so shy he can barely make eye contact? Which Academy-Award winning leading man is even nicer in person than the highly principled characters he built a career out of playing? Margo Schwab knows all this and much, much more. You see, a conservative estimate of the number of parties she attended in the 1990s alone would run in the thousands. “In those days, I would go to 10 to 15 events a week. It was TMP.” She answers the unspoken question. “Too Much Party.”Though she’s toned down that once-frantic pace — focusing these days on parties “for a good reason,” such as benefits and fundraisers — Schwab still keeps a social schedule that would exhaust mere mortals. There are luncheons and dinners, charity events and athletic competitions, all vying for her attention and that of her online social diary, a popular chronicle of soirees, shindigs and happenings among San Diego’s most prominent citizens. Oh yes, and there’s also surfing to be done. “I went to a luncheon last week with my hair still wet,” she says with an infectious laugh. “I just pulled it back into a ponytail. It’s important to keep things simple. I don’t want to spend all of my time having my hair done.” Since it’s mid-afternoon in the middle of the week, there are few patrons in the La Jolla Beach and Tennis Club dining room. Schwab is dressed down; long platinum hair is pulled back in a tangle under a Mercedes Benz baseball cap, faded jeans are tucked into pale pink Ugg boots, oversized leather jacket is flung over the back of the chair next to her. Her body language suggests that there is absolutely nowhere in the world that she’d rather be than right here, right now, talking, laughing and sipping a non-alcoholic beer while the sun starts its evening descent into the ocean. Born in Claremont, Calif., Schwab earned her undergraduate degree at Scripps College, and went on to pursue an M.B.A. at USD, which she earned in 1987. “I loved it,” she says of her days at USD. “What’s not to love?” During a trip to Kenya as an undergraduate, Schwab discovered that she had a passion for photography. Before long, a friend asked her to snap some photos at a party, and she found herself shooting a different breed of animal. “People are a lot like wildlife,” she says, deadpan. “They hunt, they prey on one another. I love to observe them in their natural habitat.” From there, it was writing stories and taking photos for all sorts of publications. Among them were the La Jolla Village News , San Diego Woman , the Voice of San Diego and the La Jolla Light . Not surprisingly, she has lots of stories about the rich and famous: “Junior Seau told his friends to be careful what they say to me,” she says with a deep chuckle. “Because I just might print it.” Schwab’s quick wit is likely a refreshing change to celebri- ties used to people walking on eggshells while in their presence. “When I met Kim Basinger, I told her that every time I saw her she reminded me of my first marriage.” Pause. “Nine-and-a-half-weeks.” To call Schwab’s path eclectic is an understatement. Along with writing and photography, she’s done modeling (magazine and runway), been an actress on TV and film (“I was one of David Hasselhoff’s 500 girlfriends on ‘Baywatch,”’ she confesses) and given private surf lessons. Though her hectic social life has slowed down, it’s a deliberate choice. “I used to do everything. I’d hit five events on a Saturday night. Now, I take it easier.”Why? “Well, for one thing, I have a great husband, who I like to be alone with sometimes.”While his vocation as a police officer might seem incongruous, the way she was introduced to future spouse Scott Johnston is not: Naturally, their eyes first met at a dinner party. Even though she’s slowed the pace a bit, Schwab has gathered enough stories to dine out on for years, and of course, the perks are fabulous. For example, she was a passenger on San Diego Union-Tribune head David Copley’s private Gulfstream plane one year when she was his guest for the “Fire & Ice Ball” in Los Angeles. “I felt like a princess,” she says, beaming. When asked what makes her good at what she does, Schwab doesn’t hesitate. “I like people. I’m entertained by them, and find them all really interesting.” She smiles. “And of course, I know how to have fun. I enjoy the party.” As for what comes next? Well, there’s the constant updating of her online social diary, of course. “I’m enlisting other writers,” she confides. “They’re priceless. And I want to grow and organize the site better, maybe add video.” Oh yes, and there’s the possibility of a TV reality show starring Margo Schwab. She’s also working on a novel. “Semi-fictional,” she says. “I’ll have to run it by an attorney.”Though the book’s working title is “Shhhhhhhh,” it’s a safe bet she’ll spill at least a few bits of juicy gossip, even if legal counsel does end up advising that she change names and identifying details of those involved. The sky is aflame; clouds of pink and gold wisp across the horizon. Schwab takes in the view and sighs with pleasure. When pressed to reveal what might surprise people about her, she answers without hesitation. “I know that I appear to be very happy-go-lucky, but I really do value strong values. It’s important to be kind, to do some good, to have a base of integrity. I do aspire to that.”

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