Alcala Yearbook 1992-1993

Fun Ways To Weird Up Your Roommate

1. Tell them the room is haunted, and elaborate on how the people last year had to move out because of how bad it got.

Melanie Schanz

Alia Sakai

2. Rearrange the furniture after they've gone to bed: they'll be completely thrown off if they get up in the middle of the night to go to the restroom.

3. Don't remind them whenfreshman registration comes around: let them get up at the regular time and walk to class.

4. Put different names on their underwear.

5. Unadjust the horizontal hold on the television set.

6. Fake a power shortage halfway through "Beverly Hills 90210."

Kenneth Schwing

Kurtis Scheininger

7. Change the answers on their homework.

8. Replace the milk with buttermilk before they go to make their morning cereal.

9. Stuff toilet paper in the toes of their shoes and make them think that their feet grew overnight.

10. At bedtime, hide in the closet and make moaning and groaning sounds. Don't come out until they fall asleep or leave.

Greg Simon

Beth Sheofsky

Wendy Subotich

Julie Takeguchi

Charles Stone

Debbie Stenberg

Geralyn Stehly

Kaine Stathakis

Ashley Thomas E ..) __

Jennifer Valadez Simone Vandermolen Jennifer Van Dyke Monica Vermillion

Mary Ann Tilos

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