Alcalá 1992

What Did You Say?

Senior Quotes

What was your most embarrassing moment here at USD?

-Last year while working in the Academic Computing Labs, there was a plague of viruses being brought in on users' discs. So after a Jong day of asking people "Can I check your discs please?", I got speech dyslexia and asked a group ofguys "Can I check your (male anatomy) please?" -1 was so engrossed in reading the signs on Maher that I walked into the fire hydrant.

- When some boys in Maher bung my bra off the balcony!

Where was the most unusual place you slept?

-On the boardwalk.

-In my roommate's boyfriend's roommate's bed!

-On the bleachers at the Sports Center. What was the most unique pick-up line you heard at USD?

-Those clothes would look much better on my bedroom floor.

-Did you read the Vista's Top Seven this week? What is your impression of the Tram?

-Being "Trambo" is fun! - When I finally rode it, the driver hit a curb and all of us sitting on the end almost fell off.

What was your worst experience with a roommate?

-Heather and I were having a serious party when in walked Roomie X with her parents who were planning on spending the night. - While living in a quad, I had a roommate who would come in at 2am, turn on the lights, and practice her German aloud!

If you had a fake ID how fake was it?

-My ID said I was 5'5" when I'm really 5'11". Everytime I entered a bar I had to slouch, bendmy knees, and tilt my head down so I would look shorter.

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-45, bald, 300 lbs.; it worked at Newport Annies!!

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